Sketch of the Day

thedailywhat:

Steampunk Sex Toy of the Day: The ol’ Jack Rabbit not quite cutting it in the boudoir? Lady Clankington’s got the clitoral cure for what ails ya: Steampunk Raygun-Dildos!

Due to her voracious desire for endless…adventure, her husband (an industrialist of some note) expired from exhaustion long ago. In a fit of frustration, Lady Clankington employed the genius of one Dr. Visbaun to create a cadre of strapping automatons that would finally grant her the only company able to keep up with her unending desire…for adventure. As brilliant and well-built as these mechanisms were, even these poor fellows kept wearing out.

Ever more frustrated and in need of satisfaction, Lady Clankington commissions Dr. Visbaun to create various enticements of a most diabolical nature. Each design has been well tested by the lady, herself.

Coming Soon: Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol.

[nerdcore / animalny.]

Christmas is just around the corner. Just sayin’…

1. brattyveruca reblogged this from trainwreck-kid and added:

   A steampunk sex toy? NOW WE’RE COOKING WITH GAS, PEOPLE! WooHoo!

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    I have never owned anything like this before but now I kind of want one.

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    Why is that lady licking a soldering gun? XD

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    i have never made a wishlist before today is the day i change this

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    I kind of really want one

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    Hmmmm interesting.

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    They’ll make a steampunk version of just about anything.

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    ffff wow. this just….needs to be shared, yup.

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    “EVER MORE FRUSTRATED AND IN NEED OF SATISFACTION”

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    Ummm… interesting. Interesting enough that I most definitely had to reblog. I apologize to those who are more sensitive...

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    Lady Clankington...ready for her next adventure… //www.littledeathray.com/ click here if...

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    This really should not come a a suprise to me. LOL

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